There are only a few things that you can do at your job, one is doing your work, while the other is viewing memes and low-key laughing about them, and guess what you are doing right now?
Looking at memes, YESSSSSSSSSSSS!
When you think you been working for 4 hours and it’s only been 17 minutes pic.twitter.com/pXsdknvG46
— 🕊 (@rxphillip) August 3, 2016
“When employers want you to have 10yrs of work experience before the age of 22” pic.twitter.com/FSJrx7R50o
— FBI (@teemahbal88) November 12, 2015
BOSS: We need to improve morale
BOSS: How about an office party?
ME: [crosses out “replace coworkers with puppies”] I guess
— Floyd is dead (@dafloydsta) May 16, 2016
Boss: go to hell
Me: so stay? or leave? I’m confused
— DaddyJew (@DaddyJew) July 21, 2016
when your boss comes around the corner and you grab the closest thing to you to make it look like you’re working pic.twitter.com/utVJvtiskO
— 🙁 (@JOAQVlN) April 13, 2016
INTERVIEWER: whats one of ur strengths
ME: i perform well under pressure
INTERVIEWER: ok can i have an example
ME: [throwing up] im so sorry
— Bob Vulfov (@bobvulfov) June 21, 2016
I love the compliments my boss gives like “wow you’re on time today” and “great job ignoring dress code again”.
— Raspberry Jam (@Jenny4ashley) February 11, 2016
WIFE: Don’t be scared of him. Tell your boss you quit.
ME: Ok, I will.
[later that day]
ME: I quit
ME: I said, nice squid
— Reverend Scott (@Reverend_Scott) April 18, 2016
When a customer is chasing you just as you’re on the way to your break pic.twitter.com/RCuibnswIQ
— The Retail Job Life (@RetailJobLife) September 6, 2014
BOSS: You ok?
ME: Yeah, why?
BOSS: You have a sign that says “2 Days Without Being Annoyed”
[maintaining eye contact, I change it to 0]
— Hippo (@InternetHippo) February 10, 2016